So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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