I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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