im having a threesome with these popsicles
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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