My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
