Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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