shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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