what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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