All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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