Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
There r osticjed everywhere
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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