i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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