is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there