It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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