Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
two words: eviction party
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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