You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm too high and old for this...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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