Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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