Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This is the high leading the old right now
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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