So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this boner is exhausting
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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