i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
