D3 body, D1 cock
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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