Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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