I wanna passion pit in your ass
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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