Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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