think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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