And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
