Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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