We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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