I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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