i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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