that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
