"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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