I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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