Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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