Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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