what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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