you win again, gameday.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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