so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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