if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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