There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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