Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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