8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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