I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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