So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
