I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.