Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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