hotel room ftw
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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