i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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