What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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