I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude