Christians are straight up FREAKS
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much