So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!