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im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it

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I dont have a dog?

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WTF

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(774): im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it (508): I dont have a dog? (774): WTF http://tfl.nu/8rlm

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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"

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dude.

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yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

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(503): this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor" (541): dude. (503): yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating. http://tfl.nu/t5uc

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting

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(405): Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting http://tfl.nu/elrq

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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.

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(954): It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life. http://tfl.nu/v7co

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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod

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(720): she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod http://tfl.nu/2sd3

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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already

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(289): So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already http://tfl.nu/wb0t

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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this

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(705): Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this http://tfl.nu/08vw

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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.

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(862): It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy. http://tfl.nu/1k8y

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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.

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(561): She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal. http://tfl.nu/us8h

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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.

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(469): on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers. http://tfl.nu/kub0

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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.

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(731): Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us. http://tfl.nu/v50h

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(313): View more from Michigan

Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.

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(313): Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career. http://tfl.nu/jur5

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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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(412): We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures. http://tfl.nu/02tx

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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.

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(812): After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything. http://tfl.nu/te7o

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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend

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You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.

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(443): you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend (703): You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence. http://tfl.nu/no32

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