I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
this will be a night to untag.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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