god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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