I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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