as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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