Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
be right there i have to get my cape
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I am mentally ready for anal.
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