Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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